Watch Kumail Nanjiani Hilariously Talk Poop in New Documentary
Kumail Nanjiani goes from The Big Sick to, um, the massive stink. Yes, in the brand new, full-of-crap documentary Poop Talk, the actor — together with Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet, comedians Nikki Glaser and Pete Holmes and others — candidly explores a subject actually everybody can relate to.
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For his half, the Oscar nominee remembers a hilarious encounter from a celebration he attended at age eight, the place a pal simply couldn’t make it to the lavatory.
“I was talking to this guy and I noticed that he had s–t himself, but he was just talking,” the 39-year-old recounts in the unique clip above. “So I pointed it out to him — and I wasn’t trying to make fun of him! I was like, ‘Hey, you s–t your pants.’ It was a lot of s–t. It was like, ‘You won’t have to s–t for awhile.’”
Alas, his good friend was removed from flushed. “He looked me dead in the eyes and he said, ‘That’s not poo. That’s party cream,’” he continues. “I was like, ‘I want to be as confident as that kid!’ It was fun! I was like, ‘Look at his swagger!’”
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Indeed, the expertise left the Silicon Valley star surprisingly jealous. “I went home and I was like, ‘Mom! I need party cream,’” jokes Nanjiani. “It looks and smells like s–t but it’s actually party cream!”
With bowel-movement consultants and greater than 50 comedians and actors sharing their greatest and most embarrassing moments, the documentary sheds mild on the customarily taboo subject, offering humorous but informative details.
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Poop Talk by Comedy Dynamics hits theaters February 15.
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